I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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