Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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