the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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