FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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