i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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