People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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