I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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