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Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
