we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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