I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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