i jhust puked up my retainher.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You took a bar mat shot.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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