I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Michael Bay diarrhea
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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