I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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