The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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