So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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