I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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