shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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