don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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