So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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