I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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