WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
