So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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