When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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