Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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