Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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