His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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