If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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