I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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