I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm really into asian looking animals
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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