I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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