You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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