We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
