I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
tell me about the fingering
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