i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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