I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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