I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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