Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
