East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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