If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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