What did we do last night that was yellow?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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