how can u be prego again
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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