That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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