I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I fill condoms, not promises.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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