New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Found the puke drawer
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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