Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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