D3 body, D1 cock
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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