she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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