i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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