youre lurking in front of me
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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