Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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