so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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