Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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