whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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