I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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