I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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